The Naming Files

Opinions on startups, names, and why FlowifyHub is a crime.

Dispatches from the naming desk. Linguistics, brand strategy, and the occasional roast of a truly terrible startup name.

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Why Your Startup Name Sounds Like Every Other Startup

Hub. Sync. Nest. Flow. If your startup name ends in one of these, congratulations — you've achieved maximum forgettability.

March 26, 20265 min read
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The Phonosemantics of Great Brand Names

Sounds carry meaning — and the best brand names in history exploited this deliberately. Here's the linguistics behind why Kodak felt decisive, why Aura feels premium, and what Kickass.Name does with all of this.

March 12, 2026·7 min read
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The Five Types of Startup Names — And Which One to Pick

A framework for understanding every startup name ever created, what each type costs you, and a clear recommendation for early-stage founders who don't have time for vague advice.

February 25, 2026·9 min read
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Naming for SEO vs. Naming for Brand: The Tension Nobody Talks About Honestly

Keyword names rank faster early on. Invented names become the keyword eventually. Here's which strategy to pick based on where you actually are.

February 11, 2026·6 min read
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Startup Naming Mistakes That Killed Great Products (And the Ones That Almost Did)

BackRub. Brad's Drink. Confinity. The names that almost sank great companies — and what they tell us about the real enemy of good naming.

January 29, 2026·7 min read
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The Domain Is Everything (Until It Isn't)

Why you should check domain availability before you fall in love with a name — and what the psychology of .com actually tells us about trust.

January 17, 2026·6 min read
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How to Name a Startup: The Honest Guide

No fluff, no brand-speak. The five types of startup names, what actually makes one stick, and the grandma test you should run before committing to anything.

January 8, 2026·7 min read
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Why We Built a Naming Tool Instead of a Naming Agency

Naming agencies charge $5k–$50k. Random generators give garbage. There's a specific gap in the middle that nobody was filling.

January 1, 2026·5 min read

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